Can you get me a soft drink son

Dad: Hey son, can you get me a soft drink?
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Son: Diet or regular?
Dad: Regular.
Son: Can or bottle?
Dad: Bottle.
Son: 8 oz or liter?
Dad: DAMN IT! Just get me a bottle of water!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Dad: Mineral!!
Son: Cold or hot?
Dad: I’m gonna strike you with A BROOM!!
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Dad: YOU ANIMAL!
Son: Cow or pig?
Dad: GET OUT!
Son: Now or tomorrow?
Dad: NOW!!
Son: Will you accompany me or not?
Dad: I’m gonna kill you..
Son: Stabbed by a knife or shot by a gun?
Dad: Shot by a gun!!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Dad: YOU PEST!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Dad: AHHHHHHHHH!