A guy notices a gorgeous woman giving him the eye in the supermarket.”Do I know you?”
he asks. She says, “Aren’t you the dad of one of my kids?” He thinks back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful and says, “Were you the hooker I fucked over the pool table
back in 2006, while your friend spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that
massive cucumber up my ass?” She stares at him and says, “No, I’m your daughters teacher!”
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