dad and daughter conversation

One Day Evening, Dad's Daughter walks up to him..
Daughter: Papa, I want to talk to you about something important. Do you have a
 few minutes now?

Dad- Whats tht?

Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I  am in India and he lives in Alaska.

 We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now  we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes,

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 Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Amazon. -