House Maid vs Young Married Girl

The house maid asked for a pay increase. The Young Married Girl was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Young Married Girl: “Now Lucia, why do you want a pay increase?

Lucia: “Well, Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want the increase. The first is that I iron better than you"

Young Married Girl: “Idiot who said you iron better than me?”

Lucia: “you husband told me so.”

Young Married Girl: “Oh yeah?”

Lucia: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Young Married Girl: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Lucia: “your husband did”

Young Married Girl: “Oh he did, did he?”

Lucia: “yes and the third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Young Married Girl, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks,

“What??????? And did my husband say that as well. Let the useless man come home today he will learn a lesson?”

Lucia: “Relax madam… it is the gardener told me that.”

Young Married Girl: “So how much do you want? 

Pencil & Eraser

Pencil: I’m sorry.

Eraser: For what? You didn’t do anything wrong.

Pencil: I’m sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you’re always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That’s true, but I don’t really mind. You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I’ll be gone. I’m actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.

Our Parents are like the eraser, whereas we children are the pencil.

They’re always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way they get hurt and become smaller ,older and eventually pass away. Take care of your Parents, treat them with kindness , respect and love.

Beautiful Love Story

A flirty boy loved an innocent girlso

much. One day both were fighting.

Suddenly girl dropped a tear becoz she

could not bear the pain of being shouted

over by the person whom she loved the

most.

.

The boyfriend who was shoutingon

her , seen her tears , HE COULD NOT

SEE HER HURT IN FACT .

Still he kept shouting at the girl , like

this-

.

BOY -

"hey u !

What do u think of urself ?

.

Defeat me if u think u r better.

.

Lets see who is better.

.

Its a race.

Now lets see , who kisses more.

.

Me or u.

If u won i'll give u 2 kisses more.

Otherwise u can carry on. And i promise no one will disturb us

during the competition. Even time is not allowed to interfere. Its a challenge.

Defeat me if u can."THE GIRL WHOWAS CRYING

AND HURT BADLY , SUDDENLY

STARTED LAUGHING. She smiled and kissed her boyfriend's

forhead and said i think i defeated u ??

.

Boy-"certainly not sweetheart". (he hold

the girl , smiled and kissed her once at

wet eyelids and then at cheeks),"coz if

u won , then i'll also won .a chance to

kiss u more and more."

.

GIRL- (smiled)

"i love u so much"

(she took boy's face in her handsand

kissed his nose while started crying

again)

.

BOY- (hugged her)

"i love u too. I'm sorry to hurt u. Ican't

see ur tears.

Love u so much."

(he also started crying) BOTH HUGGED TIGHT and WERE

SILENT AND LOST INTO EACH

OTHER WARMTH OF TRUE

LOVE. LOVE IS LOVE. How one's love and

care differs from others , doesn'tmatter

at all. Feelings matter. LOVE IS LOVE , AND IT HAS NO

SELFISHNESS OR ATTITUDES. Love is pure. Love means

L O V E. . . .