A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and
says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices
and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next
to him and gets an idea and says
loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This guy seems
tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from
this situation by telling the lion and getting
something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell
the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily
"get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them
and realized what happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell
is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
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