A soldier stationed in Pakistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Rocky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Bocky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Bocky, Rocky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Bocky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Rocky
What do U Think I am 'Mc'Donalds'
Wife to Husband: "Come Help Me in Garden.."
Husband: "Wat do U think I am A Gardener??"
Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"
Husband:What do U Think I am A Plumber??"
Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.."
Husband: What do U Think I am A Carpenter??
[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back, He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]
He Asked his Wife Who did It??
The Wife Said: "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, But He gave Me to Options... Either to Make Him a Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!"
Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))
Wife: "What do U Think I am 'McDonald's' !!! ??"
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