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Monday 9 December 2013

Beer VS Women



A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer!

Beer is horrible, when it is hot…. 1 point for women!

A cold beer satisfies you…. 1 point for beer!

For a beer, you pay taxes…. 1 point for women!

If you drink a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry…. 1 point for beer!

You can always be sure that, you are the first one opening a beer…. 1 point for beer!

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself…. 1 point for beer!

You know exactly how much a beer costs…. 1 point for beer!

A beer does not have a mother…. 1 point for beer!

A beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it…. 1 point for beer!

So the Score is…… Beer beats women 8 to 2!!!

If you’re a guy, enjoy this message.. If you are a girl reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry……1 point for beer 

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