A pilot, Michael Jordan, Julia Gillard, the Pope, and a school girl were all in a plane together in stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,” he announced. “Since I’m the pilot, I get one!” After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
“I’m the world’s greatest athlete,” proclaimed Michael Jordan. “This world needs great athletes, so I must live.” Michael Jordan then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
Julia Gillard: “I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia’s people don’t want me to die.”. She took the third parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane.”
School Girl : “You don’t have to stay here! Australia’s smartest woman took my school bag.”
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