POOR SMITH

Smith Finished work on Friday and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift.

After the 2nd turn from office, he saw a nun and gave her a lift.

While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed

his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick.

The sister softly said Mathew7:7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his

driving.

He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'.

When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to Smith, 'Youngman, the problem

with you is that you don't read your Bible.

When Smith got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ASK & IT SHALL BE GIVEN". Smith

nearly cried.

After Few Months Later, Smith got married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some

tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

Smith: so what do i do first?

His father: take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.

5 minutes later, Smith on the phone again. "she is naked and in bed, what do i do now?" his father

can't believe what he is hearing.

Father: take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her"

After another 5 minutes, poor Smith is on the phone again.

Smith: dad i'm naked and in bed with her, what do i do now?.

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "shit son, do i have to spell everything out for

you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!!!

Just when the old man starts snoring, Smith is on the phone again.

Smith: ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl, what do i do next?

Father: DROWN YOURSELF, YOU BLOODY IDIOT