My Heart Still Beats For You - Touching

After 1 years of break up....

! I found a message in my inbox...

That message was my her...She wrote....

How is you dear . Are you fine.... . .

My first expression after reading that.....

 was shocking......

The girl..... whom i never want 2 remember.....

 Has messaged me......! .

 Whole past get splashed inside my mind The time....

We had spent together.....

That time.... When we dream of our beautiful future.... .

The time...... when she said me, Baby......

we will prove this world.....t

hat true love really exists.... .

 I just started crying.....by remembering that....

 and suddenly i go pass by her profile......, .

 There i saw...... Her status.....

It was written that.. ''In a relationship" with....Name of that guy.....

And saw her whole profile.....

It was seem like....she loved that guy very much.... . .

But i wanted to tell her.......That how much i love her.....

 but, now the time had changed.... . .

My hand went to keyboard... fingers on the keys..... .

. I wrote..... . Umm, nice 2 see you happy with him.....! .

. With smiling smiley...... And give her blessings...

For ­ her relation... she too wanted 2 say something.....! . .

But i know.........I should escape from her life......

As i don't want.....that our past splashes her new relation, .

I simply said...... Wow, nice to see your message....

I am fine and very happy with my new girl friend......

 Although i know, i should not spoke that lie..... .

 But today also her happiness...... ­

Is my first preference... Yes ., My Heart Still Beats For You..

.?????????????? -

Grandpa vs Grandson.. So Funny

A Grandpa and a Grandson Smith was seating next to each other in a Bus.

Grandpa said to Smith lets play a game.

I will ask you a question and if you didn't get the answer, you will pay me $100, and if u ask me a question and I didn’t get the answer, I will pay you $10000.

The Grandpa started: What is the distance from the Earth to Jupiter?

Smith doesn't say a word, he reaches his pocket and pulled out a $50 and gave him.

Now it's Smith turn to ask.

He said: what goes up in the hill with 5 legs and comes down with 7 legs?

The Grandpa Thought for a long time, searches the internet, and asked all his smart friends but couldn't get the answer.

He reaches his pocket and pulled out a $10000 and gave it Smith.

Grandpa got mad and asked Smith: well, what the hell goes up the hill with 5 legs and comes down with 7 legs?.

Smith just deep his hand into his pocket and gave Grandpa $100 and said: I don't know also.

Do You Know Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home! 

Heart Touching Story .

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can’t tell you the reason. But I really like you…

Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok.. Ok! Erm…

Because you are beautiful,

Because your voice is sweet,

Because you are caring,

Because you are loving,

Because you are thoughtful,

Because of your smile,

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer.

Unfortunately a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into a coma.The Guy placed a letter by her side as follows.

Darling,

I love you because of your sweet voice. However, can you talk now? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

I like you because of your care and concern for me.However, now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

I love you because of your smile However, can you smile now? Can you move? No, therefore, I cannot love you.

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Does love need a reason? NO! Therefore, I still love you. And love doesn’t need a reason

With love always,

Forever yours

KINDNESS Pays ..!!!!

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his

way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was

hungry.

He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost

his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he

asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought

him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How

much do I owe you?"

"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to

accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my

heart."

As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically,

but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give

up and quit.

Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors

were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in

specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in

for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a

strange light filled his eyes.

Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

Dressed in his doctor's gown he we nt in to see her. He recognized her

at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best

to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the

business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked

at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room.

She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her

life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught; her

attention on the side as She read these words.....

"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,

GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

"FATHER"

"FATHER", he is a best gift of god given to a daughter.. 

They are the heroes of our life.. 

From the day we were born he was the one who loved us unconditionally.. 

They say that from the instant he lays eyes on her, a father adores his daughter.. 

Whoever she grows up to be, she is always to him that little girl . As we grow old , our father starts spending less and less time with us because of his work.. 

And we start to think that he does not love us . But, give a thought , if he is not giving you time now does it means he doesn't love us ???

Absolutely not.. he is busy in working so that you will not face any problem in the future. He is working for that day when his daughter will be someone's wife. He want you to give all the happiness which you deserve . He is not spending time with you because he want to full fill all your requirements . He is earning for you.. 

Fathers dont buy new clothes for themselves thinking that money can be utilized to buy a dress for her daughter and he can make her happy. Never doubt on the love of your father.. He loves you alot, just he is unable to show it. Respect your father , whatever you are today is just because of the sacrifice he had made for you..

Love U So Much Papa 

Girl Must Read .

• A girl can smile to many guys, but it takes a special guy to

have her laughing with tears on her face.

• A girl can talk to many guys,but it takes a special guy to

have her greet good morning and wish good night to.

• A girl can have many guys' numbers in her contacts,but it

takes a special guy to have her assigned a special ring

tone on.

• A girl can admire many guys, but ittakes a special guy to

have her dreaming about.

• A girl can have many stuff on her wish list,but it takes a

special guy to have her wishing upon a shooting star for.

• A girl can changes her clothes anytime, but it takes a

special guy to have her thinking of over and over again.

• A girl can listen to many songs, butit takes a special guy

to make a song sounds special to her that she keeps

listening to it over and over again.

• A girl can say hello to many guys,but it takes a special guy

to have her says "I love you" to.

• A girl can answer questions from many guys,but it takes a

VERY special guy to have her answers "I DO" at the

altar.'' ♥♥♥

How many of you love your husbands? ha ha ha.. Very Funny Reply

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this? 

Funny Little Johnny

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest! ?"

Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget.

The following morning he asked his father the same question.

His father, always quick with the answers, says,"Why Johnny, those are balloons.

When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."

Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early.

Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying ?"

"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Very Funny Little Johnny Hilarious Joke

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty."

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, then her classmate Little Johnny who is standing behind her gives her a poke and says, ‘See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!’

The teacher fainted!!! 

Do You Know Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home! -

6 Negatives Lines ,With Positive Meanings....!!

6 Negatives lines ,with positive

meanings....!!

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its

more comfortable to cry in a BMW

than on a bicycle .

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember

that bastard's name.

3.Help a man when he is in trouble

and he will remember you

when he is in trouble again. 

4.Many people are alive only because

its illegal to shoot them(n) .

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but

neither does juice** .

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,

doesn't mean you'll never die...!! 

"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."

READ THE STORY GUYSS... ITS DAMN HEART TOUCHING...

GIRl: I miss you.

BOy: And so?

GIRl: I really did.

BOy: oK.

GIRl: I’m sorry.

BOy: What for? GIRl: For ignoring your efforts to communicate

with me.

BOy: Its OK. I got used to it, then I got tired, so I

stopped trying and started forgetting.. GIRl: I...

GIRl: I…tried to forget about you,you see... BOy: ….......

GIRl: Cause it tore me apart that we can never be…

BOy: its OK..

GIRl: Why is it so OK? BOy: I got used to days hoping you’d be back.. but,

then you never did..

I started facing reality, and started to get a move

on.. GIRl: Wait…am I too late?

BOy: Too late for what?

GIRl: To court you?

BOy: You know, I’ve always wanted to hear that

from you... Back then, a years ago.. But…I got used to only wishing for it.. then realized

it would never happen..., so, I stopped hoping... GIRl: I’m really sorry, but dont worry, this time, I

will make your wishes come true...

BOY: Thats not possible...

I have got someone in ma life... GIRl: Its great for you.. Who is she?

When I'll meet her?

BOY: She doesn't want to meet you any day..

GIRL:Why? What I have done to her?

BOY: (slowly replied)-

She just don't wanna meet the one who did hurt me the most..

Its my turn to say sorry.. Time got into me..

You’ve broken my heart already..

I cant risk experiencing that again.

Thank you anyway..

For communicating with me after a years of

silence .. She kept her head down and went silently..

After she left The boy out her picture kept in his

wallet- Some tears rolled down when he

whispered -'Its still you'♥♥♥

Funny Little Johnny

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest! ?" 

Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. 

The following morning he asked his father the same question.

His father, always quick with the answers, says,"Why Johnny, those are balloons. 

When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."

Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early.

Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" 

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying ?" 

"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!" 

WHAT’S YOUR BIRTH NUMBER?

WHAT’S YOUR BIRTH NUMBER?

Once you have discovered your Birth Number. Put your number in as a comment below for us to know who we are.

Have fun! Your birthdate describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.

To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the Birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example:

March 20, 1950

3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973

1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20

2 + 0 = 2

Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.

#1 THE ORIGINATOR

#2 THE PEACEMAKER

#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

#4 THE CONSERVATIVE

#5 THE NONCONFORMIST

#6 THE ROMANTIC

#7 THE INTELLECTUAL

#8 THE BIG SHOT

#9 THE PERFORMER


# 1 – THE ORIGINATOR

1 ‘s are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things! their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1′s are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses! , as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others’ ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.

Famous 1′s: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch.

#2 – THE PEACEMAKER

2′s are the born diplomats. They are aware of others’ needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don’t like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they’d rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.

Famous 2′s: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

# 3 – THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

3′s are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don’t always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.

Famous 3′s: Alan Alder, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Karen Roundbutt, Salv! ador Dali, Jodi Foster

# 4 – THE CONSERVATIVE

4′s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4′s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

# 5 – THE NONCONFORMIST

5′s are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land t! hem in hot water. They need diversity, and don’t like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5′s: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent VanGogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.


# 6 – THE ROMANTIC

6′s are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help.They are very loyal and make great teachers! They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6′s should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.

Famous 6′s: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Merlyn Steep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn

#7 – THE INTELLECTUAL

7′s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don’t sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don’t like to be questioned themselves. They’re never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what’s not in the world at large.

Famous 7′s: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana


# 8 – THE BIG SHOT


8′s are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8′s: Edgar Cayce, Barbara Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus


#9 – THE PERFORMER
9′s are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.

Famous 9′s: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley

Very Funny Little Johnny Hilarious Joke

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty."

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, then her classmate Little Johnny who is standing behind her gives her a poke and says, ‘See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!’

The teacher fainted!!! 

Situations Change With Time

A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter….One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..?

How could you have thought of that? I can never love you, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else OF your level”

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily…..Some time 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall.

The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I’m married and do you know how much my husband’s salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that? And he is also very smart”

The guy’s eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same lady….

A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said……

“Sir you’re here and you’ve met my wife..” Then he said to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m also one of those working on his $100 million project!

And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn’t win her heart….That’s why he has remained unmarried since.

How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now? These days, who would love someone that much he said all these to his wife.

The lady looked in total shock but couldn’t utter a word….

Final Words:

Life is so short and it’s just like a mirror.

You can only see as much as it reflects. So don’t be too arrogant or proud by looking down on others because of their current situations.

Things get changed with time just like the weather..! Don’t underestimate anyone because everyone has a different story!

Don't Mess With Women

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce”

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,” he says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend,and she’s a far better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. “I want the house,” he says insistently.. Up to 60. “I want the car, too,” he continues. 65 mph.

“And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!” The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says. “Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. “The airbag.”

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them

Feelings of a Married Girl:

(Dedicated To All Girls) 

Here i Am siting in my Room at night 
Thinking hard about life... 
How it change from a careless university life
to strict in laws life.. ? 

How tiny pocket money changed to
husband's huge pocket full of salary..
But then why it gives less happiness ?

How a single plate of snacks with friends
changed to a remaining food of kids.
but then why there is less hunger ?

How a limited prepaid card changed
to postpaid package;
but then why there are less calls and sms?

How old computer changed in to laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on ?
Huh..

How a small bunch of friends changed to
mother-in-law, Brother-in-law, sister-in-law
but then why we r always feel loneliness ?

When I Was College Going Student , I Never Care About My Mom Dad N Now M Missing Them Like Hell..

"When You Will Get Married , Everything Will Gonna Change.. So Enjoy Each n Every Moment Of Your Life"

No Doubt Your Married Life Will Be Best But This One Is "AWESOME"

Dhoom : 3

And finally the trailer of the year’s most anticipated film Dhoom 3 is out! 

Respect Girls

I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...

I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant...

I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you...

I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you...

I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...

I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...

I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public...

Most of the time
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have...

I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.

I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...

I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...

I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...

I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will
remember each one...

I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...

I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...

I'm the girl who really does want to be friends after a break up...

I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason...

I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead..

I'm the girl who loves you for you, and doesn't care what other people say about us...

I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend...

I'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word...

Funny Grandpa

An elderly man in London calls his son in New York and says; 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 60 years of marriage and that much misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about his, so you call your sister in Malaysia and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' 

She calls her Father immediately, and screams at him, 'You are not getting divorced. 

Don't do a single thing until I get there. 

I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. 

Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 

'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. 

They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!'