LOL One of my all time favorite irish jokes:

A customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant asks

“Why are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but

 let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have

asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked

for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?” “Probably not” says

 the assistant. “So why ask me if I’m Irish?” So the assistant says

“Because your in Halfords you thick cunt!”