A customer asks “In what aisle will I find Irish sausage?” The assistant asks
“Why are you Irish?” Clearly offended, the man replies “Yes I am, but
let me ask you something, if I had asked for bratwurst would you have
asked me if I was German? Or if I’d asked
for tacos would you have asked if I was Mexican?” “Probably not” says
the assistant. “So why ask me if I’m Irish?” So the assistant says
“Because your in Halfords you thick cunt!”
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