Husband: I’ve put to-let board in front of our house.
Wife: But we are not going anywhere right.
Husband: I know but day by day the no. of mosquitoes is increasing. At least if they see this board they will
think that no one is there in this house.
Newspaper headline reads: “Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
A boy reads it, gets angry and says: “He deserved it! Who told that idiot to wear the medal while jumping.”
A doctor and an engineer liked the same girl. The engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY????????
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!!
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