Arguing Over First Class

A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves to the first class  

section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks

to see her ticket, and then explains that since she paid for economy class she must return to her seat in the 

back. The woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot about this blonde second class 

passenger sitting in first class and refusing to move back to her seat. The co-pilot leaves the cockpit and tries 

to explain to the blonde passenger that she must go back to economy class because she didn’t pay for first 

class, but she insists, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and warns him that they’d better have some policemen waiting to arrest 

the blonde woman because she won’t listen to reason. The pilot tells him, “I’m married to a blonde and I 

speak their language. I”ll try to convince her.” He leaves the cockpit, approaches the blonde passenger and 

whispers something in her ear.

“Oh, I’m sorry!” she apologizes, gets up and immediately returns to her seat in second class.

“What did you tell her?” the flight attendant and co-pilot ask in amazement.

“I told her that first class isn’t going to Toronto,” he explained.