Teacher and Student Funny Conversation..

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"

Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??

Student: Yes Sir !

Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?

Student: Ofcourse Moon

Teacher: Why??

Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it..

Teacher : What will you do after growing up?

Student : Facebooking

Teacher : No! I mean what will you Become?

Student : Admin of Facebook pages

Teacher : O My God! I Mean what will you Achieve when you grow up?

Student : Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will you do for you Parents ?

Student : I create a page for them on FacebooK."I Luv Mom and Dad".

Teacher : Stupid! What do you parents want from U? :@

Student : My Facebook password.

Teacher : Oh God!