Smith was on the bed with his wife, sleeping.
One Night He dreamy, "he was in heaven". When he got to heaven's gate, he met an angel who started showing him everything.
After a while Smith asked the angel; can i piss here?.
Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.
A short while later again, Smith asked; can i mess here ?.
Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.
Minutes later, again, Smith asked; can i poo here ?.
Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.
Smith saw a flower and asked the angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt ?.
Angel said; it's not allowed but you can.
As Smith was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a hot slap landed on his face....
then his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk. You now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, You they mad ?..
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